Cisco Brewers Pumple Drumkin Spiced Ale Commercial Description:
No Description Provided
Massachusetts, United States
Style: Pumpkin Ale
I hate Cisco Brewers Pumple Drumkin Spiced Ale on principle- this has to be the worst label I have ever seen, of any beer. It’s so bad, it makes me angry. What a stupid thing to be angry about, right? I know a thing or two about people being angry over something stupid- one thing I am known for among my friends is, there is a list of movies the entire world has seen, that I have never seen and I plan to go to my grave without seeing. Movies such as Star Wars. The Godfather. Harry Potter. Lord of the Rings. Scarface. I am even branching into television shows now- I’m starting with Game of Thrones.
You’d be amazing how mad people get when they hear, “No I have not seen that movie. Yes I am aware everyone loves it. No I don’t want to see it.” The most common response is, “Well if you’ve never seen it, how do you know you won’t like it?” I KNOW.
I just feel like there was no effort put into the extra-curricular activities of this beer, so to speak. Cisco Brewers Pumple Drumkin Spiced Ale was made, and that was the end. The label looks like a third grade arts and crafts construction paper project. There is no description of this beer anywhere on the internet, including the beer’s website. In fact it was nearly impossible to find any information on Cisco Brewers Pumple Drumkin Spiced Ale, other than the fact that it’s got pumpkin in the name, so it must have pumpkin as an additive (it’s average on the pumpkin flavor, if you were wondering). Cisco Brewers Pumple Drumkin Spiced Ale has a golden brown hue, with hardly any carbonation and a very malty brown taste and mouthfeel. The beer has a hoppy aroma to it, with a bitter aftertaste.